Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What time is it? 20:45.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

An atheist walks into a church

Lil' Wayne

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Penal Dysfunction

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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