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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

I dont know, are you a tomato?

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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