- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

Womens Rights.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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