you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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