What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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