A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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vaginas

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i like pie.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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