A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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