- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

bum sex lol

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

hi michael

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

T-Dog scare me

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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