How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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