- Anti Joke

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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