What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Period Blood

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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