Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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GONNA

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Pickle!

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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