A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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lewis bedford

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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newt gingrich

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9:11 make a wish

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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