A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Where else? The junk yard

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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