Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

asians have slitted eyes lol

I asked her where you were.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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