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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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