Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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