A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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