what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Cripples are lame.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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