What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Dwarf Shortage

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Cancer

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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