Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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My cat just died.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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