- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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