- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Wanna hear a joke? no

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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