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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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