a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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