Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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