- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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