whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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