- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

you see theres this guy.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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