Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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