How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

all these jokes are horrible now

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

it was all Tagart

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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