- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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