- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

where's mom I killed her

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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