- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

where's mom I killed her

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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