- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

WOw you have no life

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

So a bar walks into a man...

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