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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

who do we all like george goodburn

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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