Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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lets bomb africa

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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