"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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a black man pays his child support

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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