What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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