- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Tony Romo

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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