- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

a black man did not eat chicken.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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