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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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