What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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