- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Heskey time.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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