girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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alert('The Game')

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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where's mom I killed her

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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