A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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