How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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penis

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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PENIS that is all

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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