- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

how do you win a game try your best

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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