- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Once upon a time a was born

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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