- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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