- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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